The Real Estate Slayer, Slaying Your Homeownership Demons Since 1989

The Real Estate Slayer
Slaying Your Homeownership Demons Since 1989

Marsia and Eugene, the ultimate geeky Realtors in LA, have a deep appreciation for homes and all things nerd. They give high-pressure salespeople the same response as they would to Vogon poetry. These two visionaries recognize that we're living in the future and understand that the internet's sorcery means that Realtors provide more value than just connecting buyers and sellers.

Marsia and Eugene are expert navigators of the market and can plot a course through appraisals, inspections, and financing faster than Han Solo can make the Kessel Run in 18 parsecs. If you're looking for a home that can house your D&D gaming table, showcase your light sabers and action figure collection, or provide ample space for your furry companions, don't fret. Marsia and Eugene know what it's like to be a geek and can help you find the ideal home for your interests.

And when you say you need a space for a life-size Dalek, Marsia and Eugene know precisely the dimensions. So allow these two geek enthusiasts to help you find the home of your dreams. They'd be honored to join your quest.

Specialties:

Implementing state-of-the-art Marketing Techniques
Resale Homes
New Tract Housing
Custom Home Sales
Excellent Negotiating Skills
Affiliated with 2 Relocation Networks

Languages

ASL, Russian